I Think They’re Dead
Posted on September 23, 2010 by Ching under Life.
This is what happens when you take a weekend trip to Dallas over Labor Day weekend and your plants do not get watered. I guess they were going to die eventually. It’s amazing that we were able to keep them alive as long as we had.
Flower funeral, anyone?
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Time for your Meds!
Posted on September 23, 2010 by Brian under Health, Sex.
This has got to be the single greatest medical achievement in human history!
It was announced today on CNN’s web page that Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute. The research consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
Men, it is our duty to convince your wives your girlfriends to perform fellatio on you at least two times a week. You will be saving their lives. Show them this article, it is scientifically proven that we can help them.
Update: This is all a hoax, and from what I can see, an old one. Sorry guys, I was so hopeful for our futures.
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I Can Dance!
Posted on September 20, 2010 by Brian under Date Ideas, Things to Do.
On Friday Ching, myself and some friends from work went to Harry Reese Dance Studio for some lessons. We all had a lot of fun learning some of the more basic dance steps. Ching and I were a little bored because we were a little beyond the basics. But we still learned a few things. Like the fact that I suck at Salsa dancing.
After the lessons we all decided that we would go to.”Suede” a local club that plays salsa on Friday evenings. When we got there we all tried to SHOW OFF what we learned. That’s when I found out that I can MERENGUE! Who would have thought? LOL. Ching and one of the instructors George were picking on me because they said that anyone can MERENGUE. What they don’t realize is that before I met my wife, I never knew how to really dance. I could slow dance but that was it. Every time I learn something new with my wife, I feel like I have accomplished something great.
Honestly if it was not for my wife, I would not have experienced many of the things I have. I owe her a great deal in my life. More than I could ever repay.
If you find yourself bored on a Friday ninth and you want to learn how to dance, come to the lessons. Then come out with us after and have a drink and try out your new skills. It’s $5.00 per person and well worth the cost.
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Brian Needs New Underwear
Posted on September 19, 2010 by Ching under Life.
We found these ones designed just for nerds. I had no idea they made adult underoos. LOL. And no, we didn’t buy any. =P
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Best “Thank You” Card Ever
Posted on September 18, 2010 by Ching under Babies.
I thought I would share this “Thank You” card that Brian and I received because it’s the BEST one that I’ve ever gotten. I’m pretty sure that it’s the best one that Brian has ever received also.
Not only does the card meet the requirements of a text-book “Thank You” card, but it is also personalized also. Notice that the photo inside the card is of Gavin with our gifts.
This is the first ever “Thank You” card I’ve received that is personalized in this way. When April gave the card to Brian and me at our camping trip a couple of weeks ago, I was speechless. I thought, “Wow!” All I could muster was, “This has got to be the best Thank You card ever!” I truly envy April because she’s one of the most creative and crafty moms I know.
So anyway, this blog post is a tribute to the best “Thank You” card ever. Way to go, April!
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