Cards From Brian
Posted on May 9, 2003 by Ching under Games, Life.
Check out these cards that Brian got for me. I took a picture of them with my webcam because I couldn’t successfully photograph them with my digital camera for the life of me.
I found the first card on the keyboard. Brian knows me all too well! He knew that as soon as I arrived home from work I would go to my computer desk. Then again, I guess that’s common knowledge.
Anyhow, the outside of the card had a big number 1 drawn on it and he wrote below the number, “Follow the instructions.” Fueled by curiosity, I eagerly opened the card. The front of it read, “I love you for your mind.” “And the way you use it to make your body do stuff.” was written on the inside. Brian wrote, “Somewhere in the house is a card labeled #2. On this card you will find instructions. Follow them.” Then he wrote, “I love you.” And still further down he wrote, “Hint: It stays cold all the time!”
As you might have guessed, the second card was in the fridge. It had a big number 2 drawn on the outside and below it he wrote “Wait, wait, ok you can open it now!” How exciting is that? I opened the card to read, “Having you in my life means I’ll always have a shoulder to lean on, a hand to hold, a hug to wrap up in…” on the outside. “…a cute ass to look at.” it continued inside. Then he wrote, “I always told you, you had a great ass! Card #3 is not in the house and will magically appear when the time is right. To be continued…” And again he wrote at the bottom, “I love you.”
When he arrived home from work, he presented me with the third card. On the outside a big number 3 drawn and below it he wrote, “Conclusion!” Is the suspense killing you yet? The outside of the card read plainly:
ME.
BED.
NOW.
Inside it read, “The less I say, the more energy my tongue has.” And then Brian wrote, “I love you more than life itself. I thought this would be fun and creative. Now get naked! I love you baby!!”
How romantic! Am I the luckiest girl in the world or what?
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