Cam Nudity
Posted on March 29, 2005 by Ching under Life, Sex, Web.
So since there’s a lot of cam nudity going on around here, Mr. Duncan proposed that I should be a cam girl. That way I can get gifts too, like Brian does. He said to start an Amazon wishlist (I’ve got one, by the way, there’s a link to it on the old site but I don’t link to it from here; I’m not getting any shit anyway) and tell people I’m only 17. I guess dirty old men are partial to young girls. I’ll have to lie about my age for the sake of greed. How materialistic we are!
“Only cute girls get gifts,” I told him.
“You’re cute,” he replied.
Aww, shucks! That’s really nice of you, mister.
“I wouldn’t have the slightest clue how to get started.”
“Look it up on the internet.”
So I pitch the idea to Brian over dinner.
“What do you say, babe?” I asked.
“It’s okay as long as they don’t show up at our door.”
“Oh, they won’t! If they want to have sex I’ll just go over to their place.”
Just kidding!
I didn’t really say that. It would’ve been funny, though. It’s amazing how I can still shock Brian despite how long we’ve been together. Sometimes I do it on purpose just to see if I can give him a heart attack. He has high cholesterol, you know.
No, I’m not really trying to kill him. I’m joking about that, too. So anyway, Brian is actually looking up “how to be a cam girl” articles for me so we can setup shop. We’re going to make an anonymous blog and everything. I’m going to have an alias and I’m going to be 17 and Brian will be my roommate… Because as you know, you can’t be a cam girl and be married. That just doesn’t jive. We’d have to lie about everything! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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