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Posted on March 29, 2005 by Ching under Life, Sex, Web.
So since there’s a lot of cam nudity going on around here, Mr. Duncan proposed that I should be a cam girl. That way I can get gifts too, like Brian does. He said to start an Amazon wishlist (I’ve got one, by the way, there’s a link to it on the old site but I don’t link to it from here; I’m not getting any shit anyway) and tell people I’m only 17. I guess dirty old men are partial to young girls. I’ll have to lie about my age for the sake of greed. How materialistic we are!
“Only cute girls get gifts,” I told him.
“You’re cute,” he replied.
Aww, shucks! That’s really nice of you, mister.
“I wouldn’t have the slightest clue how to get started.”
“Look it up on the internet.”
So I pitch the idea to Brian over dinner.
“What do you say, babe?” I asked.
“It’s okay as long as they don’t show up at our door.”
“Oh, they won’t! If they want to have sex I’ll just go over to their place.”
Just kidding!
I didn’t really say that. It would’ve been funny, though. It’s amazing how I can still shock Brian despite how long we’ve been together. Sometimes I do it on purpose just to see if I can give him a heart attack. He has high cholesterol, you know.
No, I’m not really trying to kill him. I’m joking about that, too. So anyway, Brian is actually looking up “how to be a cam girl” articles for me so we can setup shop. We’re going to make an anonymous blog and everything. I’m going to have an alias and I’m going to be 17 and Brian will be my roommate… Because as you know, you can’t be a cam girl and be married. That just doesn’t jive. We’d have to lie about everything! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Posted on February 27, 2005 by Ching under Web.
Return to Happiness is my current blog addiction. This guy is amazing. Not only does he have an enormous cock (which he has described in a few entries, and other people have described, and has gotten me so curious that I am :this: close to asking for a picture) but he can write as well. His blog entries are long, colorful narratives that just draw you in and make you want to read more. My current endeavor is to read through all the archives. I’m starting with day one of
The Good Husband (his previous blog, before
Return to Happiness), just as I had done with Kathy’s blog, so I can learn more about the events in his life that led to where he is now. Here’s an
excerpt from The Good Husband to whet your appetite:
At about two in the morning I woke to find Wife’s hands in the front of my shorts stroking me. My hands were on her breasts and we were kissing. I didn’t know how it started and my first thought was that Wife was trying to show me that things would be OK. It was two in the morning remember. We kissed and fondled and were closer than we’ve been in a while. I remember regretting that I’d called my sister and my brother; a false alarm that’s going to cause some embarrassment. Maybe things were getting better. Wife rolled onto her back and lifted her shirt a bit. I took it up over her breast and took her nipple into my mouth. She whispered into my ear. “What if Chris comes home?” (Chris being me, so now you know my name) And then I knew that it wasn’t me. She woke with a start and sat right up. She looked at her clock and at me and in the dark I imagined she looked panicked. The clock was blinking; I guess the electricity must have flickered. She set her clock and lay back down. Her arms were under her pillow and not around me anymore. I fell asleep at three in the morning alone and scared.
It’s good stuff, isn’t it? A real life soap opera? Now do you see why I’m hooked?
Posted on July 22, 2004 by Ching under Web.
There’s a great article about the growing popularity of online photo sharing in the July/August 2004 issue of Technology Review. It’s about time someone noticed!
Posted on July 21, 2004 by Ching under Web.
I’ve been messing around online a lot lately. I get off at six o’clock now and I usually have a couple of hours before Brian’s gets home from work at eight so I’ve had a couple of hours to myself to just goof around the internet.
As you can see, I’ve discovered Flickr which truly is the coolest thing since sliced bread. It’s what generates the row of random thumbnail pictures above. Too bad it’s a Canadian product. Just kidding! No offense to all you Canadians out there, eh?
Anyway, have you all tried the newest version of Yahoo! Messenger? It’s loaded with features! I can still remember back in the day when it was still Yahoo! Pager. Now it’s capable of all sorts of things. It’s really neat. Then again, I’m easily amused. So maybe it’s not so neat to normal people. But then you won’t find out if you don’t try it now, will you?
Posted on July 16, 2004 by Ching under Web.
Mom and Dad’s website has suffered major comment spam in the last few months. I’ve been really lazy to do something about it. I feel really guilty too because the fix was pretty simple.
I mean, comment spam has been an ongoing problem for Movable Type. It’s their Achilles’ heel, so to speak. I guess it’s an easy hack. Bots just swarm and post one worthless message after another. If you’re like me, who doesn’t really check comments regularly, then it takes months before you even detect the problem.
Anyway, I finally got around to installing MT-Blacklist and it works great! I had problems adding the master blacklist at first because I wanted to add it all in one shot and the list was just too long. I chopped it up into bite-sited sections (I love cut-and-paste) and finally got my blacklist going. That should be the end of the comment spam (for now, at least, until the bad guys figure out a way around the blacklist).
Jay Allen is my savior! Â
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