My Life!
Posted on August 19, 2005 by Brian under Life.
No one reads my blog so I can pretty much write what I want.
My life is great, with one exception. ME! I’m not great. “Now why would you say that” you ask. Well here’s why. I am a jerk. I’m lazy and I have some rather bad habits that I have been trying (not so hard) to overcome that are a result of my laziness. Oh, you want more details! Ok here it is, 1. I’m a jerk. This is pretty self explanatory. I’m just a jerk. Many years of ups and downs in my life have caused me to have a rather hardened exterior and I tend to brush people the wrong way. I’m not sure if I can ever over come this but I have been giving it a try. I am sure that over time with the help of people that really know me I will over come this. But for now. I’m just a jerk. 2. I’m lazy. Well that pretty much sum’s that up. I am really lazy. I don’t like to do much of anything that involves physical activity. That means I am a couch potato and like to do things like watch TV, movies, play video games and sleep. Oh I love to sleep! This is something I have to over come immediately. The reason is well, I’m getting fat. I looked at myself in the mirror today and realized I had a double chin. Then I realized that I look pregnant. My wife picks on me from time to time but I have always blown it off. Now I see she was just politely trying to tell me that I needed to do something to correct it. The other reason I need to change is for health reasons. If I don’t change, I’m probably going to have a dammed heart attack either at work, or in the middle of sex. Talk about giving someone a complex. I think if I croaked during sex my wife would freak out and probably never have sex again. Either that or she would go on a power trip and think that he sex was so good that it kills people, it could go either way! Then there are the bad habits, as I explained. My bad habits revolve around my laziness. My most prominent bad habit is that I don’t bath every day. I know, some of you are probably saying that I’m gross. Your absolutely right. I am fucking nasty as hell and I have to change.
Now I know you are all wondering why the change. Well there are two reasons but only one really matters to me. That one reason is my wife. I do not like disappointing my wife and in the last 8 months I am sure that I have done nothing but disappoint her. I’m not going to go into great details about what I have done to disappoint her its really none of your business. Lets just say that I feel that I have not been the most ideal husband. This thought makes me sick and want to jump off the highest building in Wichita. But that would be the easy way out and it really wouldn’t make a pretty picture. Plus I wouldn’t want to give the news yet another tragedy to streach out and plaster all over TV, we have enough of that as it is. So instead I’m tightening my belt and digging in for the long haul. Because god as my witness. In the next few months, you are going to notice a Hugh change in this old man. If not then you will be reading about my death in the papers because the loss of my wife would be the end of my sanity, my life and my entire well being.
So those of you that know me and see me here on this sight, I implore you to help me in any way possible. Help me be the man that my wife loves. Help me be the man that she originally fell in love with (skinny Brian as she calls him). Help me be the man that I desperately want to be and improve not only my way of life but hers as well.
someone, any one.
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