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Typical Poker Text Convo

Posted on July 1, 2005 by Ching under Poker, Sex.

ME: My table is full off callers. I pre-flop raise my pocket tens and I lose to a guy holding queen six. BRIAN: My table sucks too. You wanna dump and go home and have sex? ME: Sure. BRIAN: Let me know when you go all in. ME: You let me know when you go all in. BRIAN: Alright, I’m going all in. ME: No, no, no. Wait! A few minutes later Brian comes by my table. “I’m out,” he says. “Why?” I ask him. “I told you wait.” He just shrugs and walks off. Fast forward to the last hand before break. A couple of people call the $100 blind. Shawn raises to $200. Darren re-raises to $400. Matt and Ken both fold. I go all in over the top. Everyone else folds except for Darren who calls my all in. I happened to have more chips than he did so I ended up taking $400 back. We roll our cards up. He has ace queen of clubs. I have pocket nines. Flop comes eight, eight, junk. Nines are holding so far. A queen comes on the turn — aah, but it’s the queen of spades. One more spade and I get a flush. Sure enough, another spade came on the river. Four spades on the board plus my nine of spades. I took the hand with a flush. It’s funny how the lead changes with every card that is turned over. First I was in the lead, then he took it by pairing his queens and then I ended up winning the pot. So we chip up and then it’s break time. I play a hand of knock poker. As we are starting, I get this text message from Brian saying “Come lay on the couch with me.” We lay together for a bit. We agree to go home and have sex as soon as I get knocked out. Although, I think this was just a ploy because Brian had nothing to do and was bored. So then break is over and we resume play. Second or third hand in, I pre-flop raise my ace king. I had two callers. Dude next to me called my $600 raise with a ten seven. I guess because the cards were suited. LOL. I bluff at the pot and go all in. Little did I know that the guy tripped his tens. Who would’ve figured that he would call with junk? Anyway, I had a feeling. Brian was already out, though. There was no reason to stay. Besides, who would pass up an opportunity to have sex? As we were walking out Brian goes, “I feel like having some ice cream.” Delaying the inevitable. But I couldn’t turn down Cold Stone. Our favorite thing there is to split chocolate ice cream with almonds and chocolate shavings in a chocolate dipped waffle bowl. Yummy! So we agree to have sex after ice cream. I’m waiting for him to get done now. Okay, he’s finished eating his ice cream. Time for sex. Holler at you all later! =P

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Protected: There’s Nothing Like..

Posted on June 17, 2005 by Ching under Sex.

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Paying for Some Nookie

Posted on May 21, 2005 by Ching under Sex.

I told myself that I would be strong and resist Brian’s pleadings. I told him we wouldn’t get his birthday present until closer to his birthday. Last week he was being a whiny cry baby. He complained that the PSPs were all sold out and he wouldn’t be able to get himself one because they don’t plan on releasing any more until August. Well, they still had a whole bunch at the local Best Buy and at Wal-Mart. It didn’t seem like they were going to run out any time soon. Anyway, Brian and I were talking about it again and since we had time after my waxing today, we ended up just going to Best Buy and getting his presents. Early per usual. One day I will be more resolute and I’ll actually make him wait until the day of his birthday for his present. We got him a PSP with a Spider-man 2 movie, Hot Shots Golf, and Rengoku so he should be set for a while. Hopefully a while equates to at least a couple of months because we spent quite a bit. Oh, by the way, while we were checking out at Best Buy he actually told me that because he is so giddy someone (that someone being me) would actually get laid tonight. “That’s just really sad,” I replied. “I can’t believe I have to buy my nookie!” “I was just kidding,” he said in between bouts of laughter. “You’re not really getting laid tonight!” When he finished laughing he said that since I agreed to give him his present early, he wouldn’t deny me sex for the rest of the year. As in, I can have it anytime I want it and he won’t say no. I just laughed. I think he’s on a PSP high. He doesn’t realize what he is proposing. Two weeks from now he is going to regret ever making such a statement. Anyway, it’s like an early birthday for Brian. He got his presents and then we get to watch Episode III tomorrow. He’s going to be giddy all weekend. Of course, me being me, I’m going to take advantage and get as much sex as I can while I can still get it. LOL. … P.S. No new movie until someone guesses the last one! 😛