Here’s a conversation Brian and I had in the car on Friday night..

BRIAN: It would be cool to work for Viega, but I would be traveling a lot.

CHING: And that’s bad?

BRIAN: We haven’t been apart for more than a week. I couldn’t do it.

[ It was actually two weeks back in 1999 but whatever. ]

CHING: You’re such a wuss. My dad did it for three years.

BRIAN: Yea, but I love you too much.

CHING: You don’t think my dad loves my mom? He paid $30K for her beautiful teeth even though she didn’t need them. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.

BRIAN: But that was for sexual reasons!

[ Inside joke. We both busted up laughing. ]

CHING: I’m so going to tumble this!

BRIAN: Don’t! Your mom will kill me.

CHING: She brought it on herself.

[ More laughter in the car… ]

Not to pick on mom but her Beverly Hills smile, a work in progress over the last two years, is now complete. She is so proud of it that she tends to over-share. Who can blame her, though? Her teeth are absolutely perfect and truly something to behold.

Anyway, mom had her smile makeover done locally by Dr. Coad. For those can afford it, you can get a true Beverly Hills smile from Beverly Hills dentist Dr. Maddahi. Dr. Maddahi performs smile makeovers using advanced dental techniques including painless air drills, miniature cameras, and digital x-rays. Now, you too can have a perfect smile like my mom’s!