I went to Hell and All I got was $50 bucks!
Posted on October 6, 2006 by Brian under Flickr.
My mother owes me so big she has no clue. Let me tell you how this all began.
My mom calls me as asks me if I want to earn $50.00. I tell her heck ya as long as I dont have to do any physical labor. She assures me that I will have to just sit there and listen to some music for a survey and when its over I will be able to collect $50.00. I tell her i’m down sign me up! she says that she is going to send me an e-mail and it will have the number of the lady I need to call and then the information on the time and the location. I open the e-mail and there is everything that she says I need. Then I see a follow up e-mail and when I open it I feel like commiting murder! My mother tells me in a seperat e-mail that the music I have to listen to is country music. Any one that knows me knows that I hate country music with a passion. But as my wife pointed ouit, its $50.00!
So tonight I get to the Survey place. Sit down and begin to listen to
the obnoxious sounds of country played in 5 second intervals. I had to listen to 700 songs total. We were given little bubble answer sheets like they give you in SAT tests. So i did what I did in my SAT test. I looked at my neighbors test and wrote down what they had. When it was over I thought I was going to have to trample the people in front of me to get out of the boulding. I had to supress the urge to run out of the building and scream at the top of my lungs “My ears are bleeding!”. But in the end. I got $50.00 and I only had to listen to 5 seconds of country music.
If I end up in Hell, I will have to repeat that Survey for eternity!
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