It’s my Birthday…… Yippy-Fucking-Do!
Posted on June 14, 2006 by Brian under Life.
This will be an account of my Birthday. This is the first time that I have ever kept a record like this so it should be pretty amusing.
6:30am
Got up this morning and was greeted by my cat (Oscar) trying to see how far he could shove his head down my throat. That drives me nuts, great way to start the morning in a pissy mood with a mouth full of hair. I normally get greeted by my wife telling me Happy Birthday and giving me a Kiss but that didn’t happen. Hell I didn’t even get a kiss this morning. She’s probably still mad at me because Care One took $300.00 and applied it to a credit card that we paid off after they told us that it would not be applied. Oh well, I guess it’s just another day for me. 32 is starting to look crappy but what can you do but move on.
7:15am
At work now and still having a shitty day. Set up the board and was told after I had it all set up that three people were not going to be here today. It would be nice if the TSE supervisor would update the vacation calendar (I just think to myself that it was a last min thing and he didn’t have time. That way I done get too upset and make an ass out of myself).
7:48am
Sent an e-mail to my wife telling her to not worry about the auditors and asking her if she’s still mad at me. I’m so sensitive, I don’t know why. If she gets mad then I guess I’ll just try to suck it up and take it for pestering her on a busy day.
8:50am
So far my wife has e-mailed me and told me Happy Birthday. She said that she was sorry for forgetting and would make it up to me tonight. As for anyone else, I wasn’t told happy birthday by anyone but I told someone that it was my birthday and he told me “I’m Sorryâ€. Wow, what a great way to start the day. As for work, this is the first time in 8 years that I have had to work my birthday and it sucks. I woke up this morning and new that today was going to be crappy and it is busy as hell here, it sucks.
9:00am
Cheez-it’s, Breakfast of champions! NOT!
9:55am
My Mom just emailed me and told me Happy Birthday. That’s cool; I’m up to 2 now. I guess I should just realize that as you get older your B-Day is less and less important. I don’t know, maybe its just I’m depressed and I am seeing everything in a shitty way. Thanks mom, I really appreciate it. Love ya!
12:30pm
Now I’m freaking out. Some dude just called me and asked for my wife. I told him I was her husband and he said “Oh!†and hung up. I e-mailed Ching and she called me back stating that she didn’t know who that number could be. She said we would call it later to appease me. Just received an e-mail and she said that she called the number (so much for appeasing me) and the person said that they had no clue what she was talking about and that they must have dialed the wrong number. Oh well, I’m busy and don’t have time for this crap! I just want to get these tickets done so I can get lunch.
1:00pm
Finally got lunch, ate at Frazoli’s. It wasn’t bad; I hadn’t eaten there in a while. $5.00 got me 2 slices of pizza, a pretty good bowl of pasta, 2 bread sticks and a drink. Overall it was great. So much food I couldn’t eat it all.
1:30pm
Reverse look up is pointless. These companies are trying to charge you for looking up a phone number. It’s retarded, what the hell has this world come to. We are charging people to do anything, at the rate were going we will be charged for the air we breathe. I hate this world, I think I was born in the wrong time, I could see myself being a portrait painter in the old days, or a black smith or something like that. I don’t have the guts to be a warrior or something cool like that, I’m too much of a pussy.
2:47pm
The box is clear, but I have this sinking feeling that I am going to be asked to sty late. This birthday really sucks. The world at this point is against me.
3:00pm
Still here, I’m usually on my way home by now. Which sucks because I got shit to do! Got to go to the bank and visit BOE to see what my pay off on my car is.
3:40pm
Finally home. THANK GOD! This is the one day of the year that everything is supposed to go your way and nothing has gone my way. So now I’m going to play some WOW and kill things since I can’t do it in real life.
4:15pm
Grandma and Grandpa called to tell me happy birthday. Its sweet, they didn’t call during the day because they said they didn’t want to bother me at work. I wish I could do more for them sometimes. My Grandmother told me that she had to take my Grandfather to the stylist to get his hair cut because he said that he cut his own hair with his electric razor. Crazy old people!
6:00pm
My Dad just called and was apologizing because all day today he thought it was the 12th. He said that he has been signing checks the 12th, all of his tickets for work were the 12th everything was the 12th. Then he went to eat at this burger joint called Dad’s and saw the date at the top of the receipt and freaked out. He called me and was telling me happy birthday. I told him it was all good. I knew he would call me sooner or later. I really wasn’t worried too much at this point in the day. I just thought to myself what the hell will all the people think that look at everything that he sighed the 12th.
7:03pm
Home from dinner now. We went to Granite City, they have the best soup their. We split a meal and it turned out to be really good. Ching told the waitress that it was my birthday after I asked her not to; she wanted to get me all embarrassed when they sang to me and she was going to take a picture of it. I was trying not to yell but gracefully and politely said no several times. I think the waitress got the hint and came back later with Ice Cream and said that the singer was not available tonight due to him feeling under the weather. I was happy but Ching was disappointed. I gave her a big tip for that one.
10:30pm
My birthday just got better; I got a full body massage from my wife from head to toe, it started when we started watching “The Fog†and finished after the movie. So for a little over 2 hours I was rubbed from head to toe. Then after the movie was over I got a “Happy Endingâ€! If you don’t know what that is then your too dammed young to be reading this blog and will be notifying your parents immediately.
All in all my birthday was pretty good. It started out crappy and got better as the day progressed. I got everything I wanted, my subscription to World of Warcraft for 6 more months, and my new phone. I will get gifts from the parents and grandparents this weekend when we have family dinner at “Red Robin†Me and Ching usually split a Royal Red Robin. It’s a cheese Burger with a fried egg on it. I call it a heart attack in a bun, its great! Other than that I am satisfied wit 32. Like they say, it will only get better with age and at the rate I’m going, I will age like a fine wine!
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pinayhekmi on June 15, 2006
Happy Birthday Brian!