That Done-Something-Wrong Look
Posted on September 17, 2004 by Ching under Life.
Brian says that I’ve got that done-something-wrong look about me today. I’m not sure exactly what that “look” looks like. I asked him to show me but he couldn’t. I asked him to describe it, and he couldn’t describe it either.
I didn’t realize that there’s a specific done-something-wrong look.
He says that everyone has a sad look, happy look, angry look, excited look, worried look and then there’s that done-something-wrong look. He said I had that particular look about me this evening. And his first question was, “What did you buy?” I told him I hadn’t bought anything. I bought those two bags from eBags.com last night but he knew about those.
He’s like, “Have you cheated on me?” I just laughed. He tells me that he would be devastated if he finds out that I have. I said, “I’m sorry.” “Sorry about what?” he asks. “Sorry that you’d feel that way. I would never want to hurt you.”
“So did you finally have that orgy that you’ve been wanting?” he jokes. I go, “Yeah. With everyone in dance class. Including our flamboyant, creepy dance instructor.”
Bwa ha ha ha!
That’s a mental image I bet he didn’t want.
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