Archive for the year 2005
Poker Visor
Posted on July 23, 2005 by Ching under Poker.
I played at the Wheatland Jam poker tourney today and all I got was a stupid visor!
Just kidding.
We had fun today. Brian bought me the visor because the logo color matched my skirt. That, and Robin (one of our poker buddies) got one for herself. So we matched. 🙂
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Open Foot, Insert Mouth
Posted on July 23, 2005 by Ching under Poker.
At the Wheatland Jam checkin, one of the event staff stopped my friend Chad. “Wait. I have to wand you,” he tells Chad. “Why?” I asked. “Oh, just to make sure that he’s not carrying anything that can be used as a weapon.” “What about me? Don’t you want to wand me?” He looked at me and kind of chuckled, “You really don’t have anywhere to put anything.” He did wave his wand around bit to pacify me, though. I say everyone should get the same treatment. If Chad gets wanded, then you need to wand me also. Then it dawned on me that my statement had a bit of sexual inuendo. I am slow sometimes. Anyway, I had to tell Chad about the time when Brian and I were at KFC and I asked him to eat my biscuit. It made sense to me at the time because I don’t like biscuits and my meal came with one. I wanted Brian to eat it so we wouldn’t have to toss it. Brian had to explain to me that biscuit is also a euphemism for female genitalia. After over ten years in the States, I’m still getting the hang of American English. At least, now I know better than to ask that same question in public. Today was fun. Though, it would’ve been more fun if I actually won the $2500 and trip for two to Vegas. 😛
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Daddy and Logan
Posted on July 22, 2005 by Ching under Family.
My parents finally uploaded the photos that they took during Logan’s birthday party last week. You can find the album here. Enjoy!
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Sexual Frustration
Posted on July 20, 2005 by Ching under Sex.
So Brian came home after work and found me laying in bed. Since the webcam was off, he immediately thought I as playing with myself again. Anyway, he smelled so good. I almost wouldn’t let him go. He had to fix something to eat, though. I told him to come back real quick so we can cuddle. Before he pulled away he goes, “Why are you being so lovey tonight?” I go, “It’s all I can do because I’m on the rag!” Ugh. I hate periods!
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My Book Came Today
Posted on July 18, 2005 by Ching under Wishlist.
This was a gift from one of my blog readers purchased through my Amazon wishlist. I have received two gifts so far: this one and the La Perla g-string from a while back (from a different benefactor).
Brian is still in the lead gifts-wise, but hey I’m catching up!
Seriously, though, I never thought people would actually buy me stuff from my wishlist so this is a pleasant surprise.
To my generous friend: thank you!
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