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Dirty Sanchez!

Posted on January 18, 2006 by under Sex.    

Have you ever seen the movie “The 40 Year Old Virgin” or “Deuce Bigalow 2”? If you have do you remember when they had conversations about giving someone a “Dirty Sanchez” or a “Cleveland Steamer” or even a “Donkey Punch”. Did you ever wonder what they were talking about or even if these positions really existed. What… no you say! You lying bastards!

Well here I am to help you twisted little perverts out. Now I know you always wanted to look these terms up but were too scared to because you thought “what if my wife catches me reading this” or “My husband might look at my internet history and find out that I’m looking at this and then I’ll never get him to quit asking for sex”. Well fear no more because I am here to help you sick degenerate fucks out. Here is a list of the nastiest sexual positions UNKNOWN to man. (more…)

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Protected: Body Bouncer, Anyone?

Posted on January 15, 2006 by under Sex.    

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Protected: Lack of Endurance

Posted on September 24, 2005 by under Sex.    

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Brian and Ching on Rubs

Posted on September 17, 2005 by under Sex.    

All week Brian had been asking for the back rub that I had promised him. I hadn’t been able to do it because each night that he comes home from work, I’m usually already exhausted and sleepy. I would, but I’ve simply been too pooped to do it. This morning I woke up with tons of things on my mind so I was eager to get the day started. Again Brian asked for his back rub. This time he asked for it as a condition to getting up with me. Smart move on his part. I was finally able to oblige his request and, thus, the back rub commenced. I started pouring lots of massage oil on Brian’s back. We use the almond oil that comes with our kamasutra kit because we are out of everything else. Anyway, Brian started to protest.

BRIAN: That’s enough!

CHING: But it’s better with lots of oil. They use lots of oil when they massage us at Healing Waters.

BRIAN: Yes, but they rub it in their hands first.

CHING: They get paid to give massages, too.

BRIAN: I pay you!

CHING: With what?

BRIAN: Sex!

I thought about it for a moment and then rebutted with the following.. “I am underpaid!” He didn’t have an answer for that one. LOL.

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Protected: Felix the Cutie

Posted on September 3, 2005 by under Babies, Sex.    

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