{"id":9394,"date":"2013-02-03T12:03:27","date_gmt":"2013-02-03T18:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=9394"},"modified":"2013-02-03T12:07:59","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T18:07:59","slug":"funny-conversations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=9394","title":{"rendered":"Funny Conversations"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brian and I have some funny conversations — in the shower, in the car, around the house, or just hanging out in general. Here’s a few of the funnier ones that I’ve posted on the Flip and Ching page<\/a>.<\/p>\n

BRIAN:<\/strong> Just so you know, as soon as you turn (into a Zombie) I’m putting a bullet to your head.
\nCHING:<\/strong> What? You wouldn’t want to be a Zombie with me?
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> Nope.
\nCHING:<\/strong> So we can get fat together and we can get fit together, but you draw the line at being Zombies?
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> Yup.
\nCHING:<\/strong> Fine. Since I have a gun now too, then the same goes for you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So we’re no Romeo and Juliet\u2026 Apparently, when I turn into a Zombie, I’m on my own. LOL. At least I have a gun now<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This next one happened yesterday morning. We all dream of winning the lottery. Well, when we win the lottery, we’re getting a butler.<\/p>\n

So I woke up this morning craving hardboiled eggs for breakfast, but neither of us wanted to get up out of bed to make it. I told Brian that it was times like these that I wish we had a butler. We could just be like, “I want some hardboiled eggs please, and a glass of water.” Then they would come back to the bedroom with our stuff and we wouldn’t have to get up out of bed.<\/p>\n

A few minutes after Brian got up to make breakfast, he came back into the bedroom. Upon seeing me still in bed, playing with my phone\u2026<\/p>\n

BRIAN:<\/strong> What are you still doing in bed when I’m out there making breakfast? Have I become your Alfred?
\nCHING:<\/strong> No, I just need to play my “words” first.
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> Come play it in the kitchen.
\nCHING:<\/strong> But it’s cold!
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> Put a robe on. Better yet, go ahead and get ready so you’re not rushin’—
\nCHING:<\/strong> Who’s Russian? I’m not Russian. I’m Asian!<\/p>\n

Brian was about to walk away but turned around, hopped on the bed and gave me a good spanking. After much spanking on his part and giggling and screaming on my part, he paused and looked at his hand for a second.<\/p>\n

CHING:<\/strong> Did my buns of steel hurt your hand?
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> Buns of squish maybe.<\/p>\n

I love mornings that start like this. Alfred or no Alfred.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This is what happens when we walk through Von Maur. Therefore, we try to keep trips to the mall to the bare minimum. Twice a year or once every three months is frequent enough. Any more than that and we’d probably have to sell some organs.<\/p>\n

CHING:<\/strong> Ooh, I love that purse. (Approaches purse, fondles it, and tries it on.)
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> It’s Brighton. I can tell from the buckles.
\nCHING:<\/strong> I’m impressed. (Still wearing purse.)
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> How much is it?
\nCHING:<\/strong> (Takes off purse to check the price.) Umm.. $290.
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> Step away from the purse. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here’s one that happened right after my thyroid surgery<\/a>.<\/p>\n

BRIAN:<\/strong> You should weigh yourself. You look like you’ve lost weight.<\/p>\n

Ching steps on the scale. Scale reads 119.8, almost 5 pounds less than her last weigh in.<\/p>\n

CHING:<\/strong> MY THYROID WEIGHED THAT MUCH?! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And this one.. <\/p>\n

BRIAN:<\/strong> I miss you.
\nCHING:<\/strong> I miss you too, baby.
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> So when do you think you can have sex?
\nCHING:<\/strong> I can have sex anytime. They didn’t check the “vaginal rest” box.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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While watching Person of Interest one night\u2026<\/p>\n

CHING:<\/strong> The married couple hired assassins to kill each other?
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> That sounds like something we would do.
\nCHING:<\/strong> I wouldn’t do that to you.
\nBRIAN:<\/strong> You’re right. You’d kill me yourself.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Anyway, be sure to like our Facebook page<\/a> so you don’t miss out on other funny conversations that I post there because most of them never make it on our blog anymore. Have a fantastic day! Until next time.<\/p>\n

xoxo,
\nChing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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