{"id":896,"date":"2008-01-28T01:58:06","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T07:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=957"},"modified":"2008-01-28T01:58:06","modified_gmt":"2008-01-28T07:58:06","slug":"moms-beverly-hills-smile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"Mom&#8217;s Beverly Hills Smile"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"noadbriteinline\">\n<p>Here&#8217;s a conversation Brian and I had in the car on Friday night..<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> It would be cool to work for Viega, but I would be traveling a lot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHING:<\/strong> And that&#8217;s bad?<\/p>\n<p><strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> We haven&#8217;t been apart for more than a week. I couldn&#8217;t do it.<\/p>\n<p>[ <em>It was actually two weeks back in 1999 but whatever. <\/em>]<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHING:<\/strong> You&#8217;re such a wuss. My dad did it for three years.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> Yea, but I love you too much.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHING:<\/strong> You don&#8217;t think my dad loves my mom? He paid $30K for her beautiful teeth even though she didn&#8217;t need them. If that&#8217;s not love, I don&#8217;t know what is.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> But that was for sexual reasons!<\/p>\n<p>[ <em>Inside joke. We both busted up laughing.<\/em> ]<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHING:<\/strong> I&#8217;m so going to tumble this!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> Don&#8217;t! Your mom will kill me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHING:<\/strong> She brought it on herself.<\/p>\n<p>[ <em>More laughter in the car&#8230;<\/em> ]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not to pick on mom but her <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.drmaddahi.com\/dental_office_tour.html\" >Beverly Hills smile<\/a>, a work in progress over the last two years, is now complete.  She is so proud of it that she tends to over-share.  Who can blame her, though?  Her teeth are absolutely perfect and truly something to behold.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, mom had her smile makeover done locally by Dr. Coad.  For those can afford it, you can get a true <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.drmaddahi.com\/dental_office_tour.html\" >Beverly Hills smile<\/a> from Beverly Hills dentist Dr. Maddahi.  Dr. Maddahi performs smile makeovers using advanced dental techniques including painless air drills, miniature cameras, and digital x-rays.  Now, you too can have a perfect smile like my mom&#8217;s!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a conversation Brian and I had in the car on Friday night.. BRIAN: It would be cool to work for Viega, but I would be traveling a lot. CHING: And that&#8217;s bad? BRIAN: We haven&#8217;t been apart for more than a week. I couldn&#8217;t do it. [ It was actually two weeks back in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,10,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}