{"id":6520,"date":"2011-08-22T17:33:13","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T22:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=6520"},"modified":"2011-08-22T10:39:53","modified_gmt":"2011-08-22T15:39:53","slug":"overheard-at-the-doctors-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=6520","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at the Doctor&#8217;s Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow you always end up waiting in the room for several minutes before the doctor comes in&#8230;  It never fails&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ME:<\/strong> I&#8217;m so gassy right now.  I think I&#8217;m going to fart.<br \/>\n<strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> OMG. You&#8217;re going to let it rip just as the doctor walks in the room.<br \/>\n<strong>ME:<\/strong> Hey, at least it&#8217;s not while he&#8217;s doing a pelvic exam. It could be worse.<br \/>\n<strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> You&#8217;re right.  <\/p>\n<p>So I let out a couple of loud ones, and we laugh.  A couple of seconds later&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ME:<\/strong> Ewww.. It&#8217;s stinky!  I think we need to open the door or something.<\/p>\n<p>Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!  Thankfully, the doctor took a long time and the foul odor was gone by the time he entered the room.  =P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow you always end up waiting in the room for several minutes before the doctor comes in&#8230; It never fails&#8230; ME: I&#8217;m so gassy right now. I think I&#8217;m going to fart. BRIAN: OMG. You&#8217;re going to let it rip just as the doctor walks in the room. ME: Hey, at least it&#8217;s not while [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[1587,1039,1588],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6520"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6523,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6520\/revisions\/6523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}