{"id":6137,"date":"2011-06-08T23:49:58","date_gmt":"2011-06-09T04:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=6137"},"modified":"2011-06-08T23:55:06","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T04:55:06","slug":"wordfeud-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=6137","title":{"rendered":"Wordfeud Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ching\/5814081478\/\"  title=\"SC20110608-182107.png\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3041\/5814081478_e8891429fb.jpg\" class=\"pic\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>Whoa!  I had no idea you could play bad words. LOL.  <\/p>\n<p>I think this will help Brian out some.  These four letter swear words are the only ones he can really spell. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>LOL. Just kidding, baby!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of, Google has a neat new toy on their web site in honor of Les Paul&#8217;s 96th birthday.  So Brian pulled up Google.com and then told me to strum.  What did I do?  I started strumming his computer screen.<\/p>\n<p>Brian looked at me and said, &#8220;WTF, babe?  My laptop is not touch screen!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; I replied with much disappointment.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s sad when you are so used to everything being touchscreen that you just expect everything to be that way.  I&#8217;ve actually borrowed someone&#8217;s non-touchscreen phone before, pushed on the screen several times in vain, and was frustrated when I couldn&#8217;t get it to work.  Total Scotty from <a typle=\"amzn\">Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home<\/a> moment. <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>Faced with a 20th century computer&#8230;<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Scotty:<\/b> Computer! Computer?<\/p>\n<p><i>He&#8217;s handed a mouse, and he speaks into it.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Scotty:<\/b> Hello, computer.<br \/>\n<b>Bones:<\/b> Just use the keyboard.<br \/>\n<b>Scotty:<\/b> Keyboard. How quaint.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>LOL. Yup. I feel like Scotty sometimes when I&#8217;m forced to use primitive hardware.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoa! I had no idea you could play bad words. LOL. I think this will help Brian out some. These four letter swear words are the only ones he can really spell. \ud83d\ude09 LOL. Just kidding, baby! Speaking of, Google has a neat new toy on their web site in honor of Les Paul&#8217;s 96th [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,10,13],"tags":[2476,2480,1505,557,549,556],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6137"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6142,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137\/revisions\/6142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}