{"id":602,"date":"2006-05-11T23:01:30","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T04:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=633"},"modified":"2006-05-11T23:01:30","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T04:01:30","slug":"cold-stone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=602","title":{"rendered":"Cold Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"Yummy<\/a><\/div>\n

Some people call it depression. I call it getting a free t-shirt<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I sent Brian to Cold Stone to get us some ice cream. Molly and I stayed home and played. He said it was hell. There were a good 20 people in front of him in line. More than half of these were children who wanted to sample every freakin’ flavor.<\/p>\n

Oh, and don’t get him started on the singing. He absolutely hates that singing. He actually sent me a text message (one of the several he sent because he was bored out of his mind waiting in line) that said “Thank God they finally stopped!”<\/p>\n

When it was finally his turn, there was a look of horror on the little ice cream girl’s face when he asked for the Everybody’s size to go container. Brian said she wore herself out just scraping my mocha (we always do half mocha and half chocolate with marshamallows and chocolate slivers). He told me it actually took two people to mix our ice cream together.<\/p>\n

I told Brian not to feel bad. I’m sure we’re not the only ones who’s bought the big tub, specially since they’re running a free t-shirt promo<\/a> right now. Although, I’d have to admit that must’ve have been one hell of a night for her — having to contend with more than a dozen bratty kids asking to sample this flavor and that flavor and not making up their minds and then this jerk asks for the big tub. To top it off they make you sing these ridiculous songs (I think it’s cute actually, despite the fact that it annoys the crap out of Brian)! I don’t know how they manage to stay so cheerful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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