{"id":600,"date":"2006-05-09T07:40:05","date_gmt":"2006-05-09T12:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=631"},"modified":"2006-05-09T07:40:05","modified_gmt":"2006-05-09T12:40:05","slug":"pot-smoking-experience-required","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"Pot-Smoking Experience Required"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took a couple of hits off my Albuterol inhaler last night to show Brian my technique.\u00c2\u00a0 It was clumsy and awkward and I really don&#8217;t know how much medicine is reaching my lungs because I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m doing it right.\u00c2\u00a0 Brian tried to show me how to do it and he sounded like he knew what he was talking about.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How do you know how to do this when you&#8217;ve never had to use an inhaler before either?&#8221; I wondered.\u00c2\u00a0 Then it dawns on me.\u00c2\u00a0 He used to smoke weed.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you kidding me?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 He said, &#8220;These are the same\u00c2\u00a0inhalers that people who have asthma use.\u00c2\u00a0 We used to steal these all the time.\u00c2\u00a0 Albuterol is great with weed.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Spoken like a true pot-smoking expert.<\/p>\n<p>I never thought that not having had the experience of smoking pot would hurt me in the future.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve always been proud of the fact that I&#8217;ve never ever tried it and never had the desire to, but I think pot-smoking experience would&#8217;ve been helpful in this situation.\u00c2\u00a0 Heck, even cigarette-smoking experience would be helpful!\u00c2\u00a0 I think my main problem is that I don&#8217;t know how to inhale.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course, using the inhaler requires some coordination too &#8212; which I don&#8217;t have.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, the lesson here is all life experiences are helpful.\u00c2\u00a0 Good or bad, you&#8217;re probably going to use those skills at some point in your life.\u00c2\u00a0 If I was a smoker (cigarettes or otherwise), then I&#8217;d probably know how to inhale properly and not waste a single drop of medicine.\u00c2\u00a0 Then again, if I was a smoker I&#8217;d probably have more health problems.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that just ruined my moral lesson.\u00c2\u00a0 Let&#8217;s try again.\u00c2\u00a0 Let me say this, all life experiences are helpful, and let&#8217;s just leave it at that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took a couple of hits off my Albuterol inhaler last night to show Brian my technique.\u00c2\u00a0 It was clumsy and awkward and I really don&#8217;t know how much medicine is reaching my lungs because I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m doing it right.\u00c2\u00a0 Brian tried to show me how to do it and he sounded like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}