{"id":596,"date":"2006-05-06T17:16:08","date_gmt":"2006-05-06T22:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=627"},"modified":"2006-05-06T17:16:08","modified_gmt":"2006-05-06T22:16:08","slug":"aeon-flux-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"Aeon Flux Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"adbox\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=lifeafter-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=B000EOTAM6%2526tag=lifeafter-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/B000EOTAM6%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\" ><img title=\"Aeon Flux (Widescreen Special Collector\\'s Edition)\" alt=\"Aeon Flux (Widescreen Special Collector\\'s Edition)\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B000EOTAM6.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>This is a conversation Brian and I had right before watching the movie <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.aeonflux.com\/\"  target=\"out\">Aeon Flux<\/a> in the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I heard this movie was really bad,&#8221; I told Brian.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The story is supposed to suck,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why? Because they deviated from the cartoon?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pretty much. The only thing they kept were the characters. They created their own story. They would&#8217;ve been better off putting her in the original costume.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re such a perv,&#8221; I told him. &#8220;That wouldn&#8217;t have helped the story any.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, but more people would&#8217;ve watched it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t as bad as I thought. Brian fell asleep halfway through it, but I managed to stay awake and finish the movie. That was kind of odd because usually I&#8217;m the one who zonks out. I think it has to do having received full body massage earlier today. I had a waxing (face and bikini) and facial appointment so I got it him a massage appointment at the same time so he wouldn&#8217;t get bored while waiting for me.<\/p>\n<p>Wasn&#8217;t that just thoughtful of me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a conversation Brian and I had right before watching the movie Aeon Flux in the bedroom. &#8220;I heard this movie was really bad,&#8221; I told Brian. &#8220;The story is supposed to suck,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Why? Because they deviated from the cartoon?&#8221; &#8220;Pretty much. The only thing they kept were the characters. They created [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}