{"id":592,"date":"2006-05-01T19:19:40","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T00:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=621"},"modified":"2006-05-01T19:19:40","modified_gmt":"2006-05-02T00:19:40","slug":"a-crappy-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"A Crappy Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a crappy day..\u00c2\u00a0 Literally!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like 5:45 am and Molly is yelping and whimpering and crying.\u00c2\u00a0 I try to tune out the noise.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not time yet!\u00c2\u00a0 I normally don&#8217;t get up to let her out until sixish.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>You want to know what she was crying about?\u00c2\u00a0 Well, the little turd bucket peed and crapped inside the crate.\u00c2\u00a0 As if that wasn&#8217;t enough, she scooped up the poop and smeared them all over the door of the crate.\u00c2\u00a0 Needless to say, my morning started out with cleaning the nasty, poop-stained crate and giving my little turd monster a bath.<\/p>\n<p>Giving her a bath isn&#8217;t the easiest of tasks either.\u00c2\u00a0 Now that she has more energy, she actually fights it.\u00c2\u00a0 Her bath this morning took twice as long as the first couple of times that we&#8217;d given her a bath.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course, she was sickly and lethargic back then.\u00c2\u00a0 Sometimes I miss the old Molly.\u00c2\u00a0 I wish she would be a little more mellow (without being sick) because lately she&#8217;s been a bit of pain.<\/p>\n<p>We had no idea what we were getting into.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a crappy day..\u00c2\u00a0 Literally! It&#8217;s like 5:45 am and Molly is yelping and whimpering and crying.\u00c2\u00a0 I try to tune out the noise.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s not time yet!\u00c2\u00a0 I normally don&#8217;t get up to let her out until sixish.\u00c2\u00a0 You want to know what she was crying about?\u00c2\u00a0 Well, the little turd bucket peed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}