{"id":5771,"date":"2011-03-24T21:26:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T02:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=5771"},"modified":"2011-03-27T11:07:20","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T16:07:20","slug":"oh-hail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=5771","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Hail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ching\/5556866237\/\"  title=\"2011-03-24 19.46.40.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5054\/5556866237_e7ca3a43f9.jpg\" width=\"260\" class=\"pic\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>So it hailed a bit tonight. I first started hearing about the hail from people&#8217;s status messages on Facebook.  Before long, I was hearing the rhythmic tapping of hail on the roof.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is that hail?&#8221; I asked, channeling Captain Obvious.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yup,&#8221;  Brian replied excitedly.  &#8220;Check it out,&#8221; he says, as he swings the front door wide open.  Never mind that I don&#8217;t have pants on.  <i>Thanks, babe.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is <a href=\"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=4206\" >Chi-Chi<\/a> going to be okay?&#8221;  I asked anxiously.  I was worried because she&#8217;s looking quite dead right now.  We&#8217;re actually trying desperately to bring her back to life.  And then this weather happens.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah.  She&#8217;s going to be fine.&#8221;  Brian said this while giving me this look of <i>I&#8217;m not really sure, but you&#8217;re crazy if you think I&#8217;m going out there to get her.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Poor Chi-Chi.  \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it hailed a bit tonight. I first started hearing about the hail from people&#8217;s status messages on Facebook. Before long, I was hearing the rhythmic tapping of hail on the roof. &#8220;Is that hail?&#8221; I asked, channeling Captain Obvious. &#8220;Yup,&#8221; Brian replied excitedly. &#8220;Check it out,&#8221; he says, as he swings the front door [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[1188,1413,230],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5771"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5787,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771\/revisions\/5787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}