{"id":574,"date":"2006-04-13T01:55:24","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T07:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=603"},"modified":"2006-04-13T01:55:24","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T07:55:24","slug":"possibly-more-than-what-i-bargained-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=574","title":{"rendered":"Possibly More Than What I Bargained For"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know how they say that you&#8217;re supposed to take your puppy out about once every two hours?\u00c2\u00a0 Well, that&#8217;s about right.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought I could sleep through the night with no problems.\u00c2\u00a0 No.\u00c2\u00a0 Molly starts crying almost every two hours.\u00c2\u00a0 As if on cue, she starts as soon as I&#8217;ve fallen asleep.\u00c2\u00a0 Her timing is impeccable.\u00c2\u00a0 So I get about a couple of minutes worth and then I have to get up again.\u00c2\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve had a wink of sleep tonight.\u00c2\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think I will either.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m so glad I&#8217;ve decided to take tomorrow off work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how they say that you&#8217;re supposed to take your puppy out about once every two hours?\u00c2\u00a0 Well, that&#8217;s about right.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought I could sleep through the night with no problems.\u00c2\u00a0 No.\u00c2\u00a0 Molly starts crying almost every two hours.\u00c2\u00a0 As if on cue, she starts as soon as I&#8217;ve fallen asleep.\u00c2\u00a0 Her timing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}