{"id":5362,"date":"2010-12-28T13:06:44","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T19:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=5362"},"modified":"2010-12-28T13:09:37","modified_gmt":"2010-12-28T19:09:37","slug":"pez-porn-on-christmas-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=5362","title":{"rendered":"Pez Porn on Christmas Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ching\/5290606392\/\"  title=\"2010-12-25 09.42.22.jpg by Ching, on Flickr\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5169\/5290606392_42abbd4c1e.jpg\" width=\"480\" class=\"pic\" alt=\"2010-12-25 09.42.22.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Brian and I got to open our stocking stuffers after <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brubakers.us\/foodies\/?p=860\" >breakfast on Christmas morning<\/a>.  We got some games, bottle stoppers, and Pez!<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ching\/5290023151\/\"  title=\"2010-12-25 09.47.25.jpg by Ching, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5008\/5290023151_7837f86228_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" class=\"pic\" height=\"640\" alt=\"2010-12-25 09.47.25.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Brian got an Iron Man Pez dispenser and I got a Hello Kitty one.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ching\/5290035649\/\"  title=\"2010-12-25 09.56.23.jpg by Ching, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5087\/5290035649_a001ff6e35_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" class=\"pic\" height=\"640\" alt=\"2010-12-25 09.56.23.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Brian didn&#8217;t get grape-flavored Pez so he asked for one from my Hello Kitty Pez dispenser, slobbering all over it as he grabbed the Pez with his mouth.  So I said, &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Chingay\/status\/18696494378917889\" >You&#8217;re slobbering all over my Hello Kitty!<\/a>&#8221;  I realized immediately after I said it that the statement could easily be taken out of context.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ching\/5290046069\/\"  title=\"2010-12-25 10.00.13.jpg by Ching, on Flickr\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5243\/5290046069_3ecaa1de87.jpg\" width=\"480\" class=\"pic\" alt=\"2010-12-25 10.00.13.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As if that weren&#8217;t enough, when Brian dropped cherry Pez on the floor, I quipped &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Chingay\/status\/18698678361391104\" >Whoa! Don&#8217;t lose your cherry!<\/a>&#8221;  With quotes like that, &#8220;Pez porn&#8221; was inevitable.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I seem to always <em>unintentionally<\/em> say something inappropriate.  LOL.  Good thing my in-laws have a great sense of humor.  <\/p>\n<p>NOTE: The &#8220;Pez porn&#8221; was actually David&#8217;s idea.  And this was before we got started on the rum and cola!  LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brian and I got to open our stocking stuffers after breakfast on Christmas morning. We got some games, bottle stoppers, and Pez! Brian got an Iron Man Pez dispenser and I got a Hello Kitty one. Brian didn&#8217;t get grape-flavored Pez so he asked for one from my Hello Kitty Pez dispenser, slobbering all over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[182,235,2474,217,1299],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5362"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5362"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5366,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5362\/revisions\/5366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}