{"id":5036,"date":"2010-11-13T15:08:18","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T21:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=5036"},"modified":"2010-11-13T15:08:18","modified_gmt":"2010-11-13T21:08:18","slug":"its-all-about-will-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=5036","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s All About Will Power"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I came across this text conversation between Brian and Jay today.  I thought it was hilarious so I&#8217;m sharing it with you all.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> Your <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1582701709?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=lifeafter-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=1582701709\" >Secret<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=lifeafter-20&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=1582701709\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> show has fucked my wife up.  She thinks she can will it to stop raining. And get warmer.<br \/>\n<strong>JAY:<\/strong> She was right. It did stop raining and get warmer&#8230;.<br \/>\n<strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> I&#8217;ve been willing a blow job from her for weeks, and I still haven&#8217;t gotten it.<br \/>\n<strong>JAY:<\/strong> But you haven&#8217;t watched the video, so you&#8217;re probably doing it wrong.<br \/>\n<strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> Will power is will power.  LOL.<br \/>\n<strong>JAY:<\/strong> Ah, I see&#8230; You&#8217;re definitely doing it wrong.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think if Brian watched the video and quit making fun of me, he&#8217;d probably be getting more blow jobs.  Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I came across this text conversation between Brian and Jay today. I thought it was hilarious so I&#8217;m sharing it with you all. BRIAN: Your Secret show has fucked my wife up. She thinks she can will it to stop raining. And get warmer. JAY: She was right. It did stop raining and get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19],"tags":[1240,122,507,125,1241,1242],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5036"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5036"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5037,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5036\/revisions\/5037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}