{"id":4801,"date":"2010-10-16T14:09:51","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T19:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=4801"},"modified":"2010-10-17T09:56:56","modified_gmt":"2010-10-17T14:56:56","slug":"shower-conversation-467","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=4801","title":{"rendered":"Shower Conversation #467"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> You&#8217;re so uptight, I could shove a lump of coal in your ass and turn it into diamonds.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHING:<\/strong> Really?  Then why haven&#8217;t we done that yet?  We could be rich by now!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Whenever we get a house, we&#8217;re going to need an extra large shower with dual shower heads.  This way we can have more crazy shower conversations to share with you.<\/p>\n<p>Looks like it&#8217;s going to be a beautiful weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Have fun,<br \/>\nChing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRIAN: You&#8217;re so uptight, I could shove a lump of coal in your ass and turn it into diamonds. CHING: Really? Then why haven&#8217;t we done that yet? We could be rich by now! Whenever we get a house, we&#8217;re going to need an extra large shower with dual shower heads. This way we can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[710,1194],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4801"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4808,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801\/revisions\/4808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}