{"id":4470,"date":"2010-08-01T07:42:46","date_gmt":"2010-08-01T12:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=4470"},"modified":"2010-08-01T07:47:33","modified_gmt":"2010-08-01T12:47:33","slug":"brian-is-going-to-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=4470","title":{"rendered":"Brian is Going to Kill Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were walking around Sam&#8217;s Club when, out of the Blue, Brian goes &#8220;I think we should get life insurance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What do you mean?&#8221; I asked, &#8220;When I die, you will get money from my work.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, but I worry about you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can take care of myself, baby.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>This was weird.  We had talked about getting additional life insurance coverage aside from what is offered by our respective employers, but I was thinking this was ten years further down the road.  At least until we&#8217;re in our 40s.  I mean, we&#8217;re both healthy and everything.<\/p>\n<p>This led me to ask, &#8220;Are you going to kill me?&#8221;  I think the random question surprised Brian so I had to elaborate. &#8220;I mean, getting life insurance is what husbands do <i>right before<\/i> they murder their wives.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You watch too much TV,&#8221; Brian concluded.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s probably right. I am watching &#8220;Young, Beautiful &#038; Vanished: 15 Most Unthinkable Crimes&#8221; on E! HD right at this very moment.  I think I should stick to HGTV HD.  LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were walking around Sam&#8217;s Club when, out of the Blue, Brian goes &#8220;I think we should get life insurance.&#8221; &#8220;What do you mean?&#8221; I asked, &#8220;When I die, you will get money from my work.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, but I worry about you.&#8221; &#8220;I can take care of myself, baby.&#8221; This was weird. We had talked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[122,1123,197],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4470"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4473,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4470\/revisions\/4473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}