“What are you staring at?” Brian asked me.<\/p>\n
“Nothing.”<\/p>\n
“You’re staring off into space like you’re looking at something,” He said. “Did I run you completely ragged and into delirium?”<\/p>\n
“No,” I replied. “I’m just in shock that you won.”<\/p>\n
So there you have it. Brian kicked my behind at racquetball tonight. I figured that I would write an actual blog post instead of simply updating my status on Facebook because these victories have gotten so rare now that I wear contact lenses and can actually see the ball (yes, Brian’s days of taking advantage of the visually handicapped are officially over) that they are worth commemorating. LOL.<\/p>\n
So what was at stake this time? The same thing as last time. Seven uninterrupted days of PS3 gaming of Brian’s choosing (he made it clear he didn’t want seven consecutive days; but rather seven select days). He was so sore and whiny the last time when he lost. He was like, “You really don’t want me to play PS3 that<\/em> much? Why did you get me a PS3 then?” Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. I figured if I lost today, at least I wouldn’t have to endure the incessant whining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “What are you staring at?” Brian asked me. “Nothing.” “You’re staring off into space like you’re looking at something,” He said. “Did I run you completely ragged and into delirium?” “No,” I replied. “I’m just in shock that you won.” So there you have it. Brian kicked my behind at racquetball tonight. I figured that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[2476,864],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4442"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4442"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4444,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4442\/revisions\/4444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}