{"id":434,"date":"2005-09-17T19:49:56","date_gmt":"2005-09-18T01:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=543"},"modified":"2005-09-17T19:49:56","modified_gmt":"2005-09-18T01:49:56","slug":"brian-and-ching-on-rubs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=434","title":{"rendered":"Brian and Ching on Rubs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All week Brian had been asking for the back rub that I had promised him. I hadn&#8217;t been able to do it because each night that he comes home from work, I&#8217;m usually already exhausted and sleepy. I would, but I&#8217;ve simply been too pooped to do it. This morning I woke up with tons of things on my mind so I was eager to get the day started. Again Brian asked for his back rub. This time he asked for it as a condition to getting up with me. Smart move on his part. I was finally able to oblige his request and, thus, the back rub commenced. I started pouring lots of massage oil on Brian&#8217;s back. We use <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?link_code=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;tag=lifeafter-20&#038;creative=9325&#038;path=tg\/detail\/-\/B0002OWELM\/qid=1126969261\/sr=8-1\/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl193?v=glance%26n=507846\"  target=\"out\">the almond oil that comes with our kamasutra kit<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"margin: 0px; border: medium none\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=lifeafter-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1\" width=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/> because we are out of everything else. Anyway, Brian started to protest.<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: That&#8217;s enough!<\/p>\n<p>CHING: But it&#8217;s better with lots of oil. They use lots of oil when they massage us at <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.healingwatersmedicaldayspa.com\/\"  target=\"out\">Healing Waters<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: Yes, but they rub it in their hands first.<\/p>\n<p>CHING: They get paid to give massages, too.<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: I pay you!<\/p>\n<p>CHING: With what?<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: Sex!<\/p>\n<p>I thought about it for a moment and then rebutted with the following.. &#8220;I am underpaid!&#8221; He didn&#8217;t have an answer for that one. LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All week Brian had been asking for the back rub that I had promised him. I hadn&#8217;t been able to do it because each night that he comes home from work, I&#8217;m usually already exhausted and sleepy. I would, but I&#8217;ve simply been too pooped to do it. This morning I woke up with tons [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}