{"id":413,"date":"2005-08-21T21:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-21T21:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=84"},"modified":"2016-07-25T23:11:36","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T04:11:36","slug":"drunken-karaoke-in-the-car-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=413","title":{"rendered":"Drunken Karaoke in the Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whie we were driving to Brian&#8217;s parents&#8217; house I noticed that Brian was singing along to the radio. It was System of a Down&#8217;s &#8220;B.Y.O.B.&#8221; and he was barely mumbling the words under his breath.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come on. You can do better than that,&#8221; I goad Brian. &#8220;If you&#8217;re going to sing along, you need to sing out loud, like you mean it.&#8221; I tell him while making exaggerated hand gestures like hyped up crack fiend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is wrong with you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nothing. I&#8217;m just saying. I can barely hear you when you sing along to the radio.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>On the way home from dinner at Brian&#8217;s parents&#8217; house, Brian turned the radio to <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.b98fm.com\/main.html\" >B98<\/a> (they play &#8220;the right mix&#8221; of soft rock and a good selection of oldies, which everyone knows I like). I thought that was really sweet and thoughtful because usually I have to beg and plead and often even fight him to change the station.<\/p>\n<p>There was one day we ended up wrestling in the car while parked at a Sonic stall. He was trying to hold my arms down so I couldn&#8217;t change the radio station and I had my legs raised so that my big toe could push the button. We looked like a couple of boisterous five year olds, roughhousing inside the car. I bet the other people there thought we were a couple of nut jobs.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this time, he voluntarily changed it to the station. It&#8217;s usually <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.radiodelilah.com\/home\/home.html\" >Delilah<\/a> who&#8217;s on around this time of night. Her playlist consist of love longs and nothing else. Right when he switched to the station, Delilah was playing Bonnie Tyler&#8217;s &#8220;Total Eclipse of the Heart&#8221; &#8211; a karaoke classic.<\/p>\n<p>I wait for my cue to sing along to my favorite part and, in typical Ching fashion, I belt out the words at the top of my lungs.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>And I need you now tonight<br \/>\nAnd I need you more than ever<br \/>\nAnd if you&#8217;ll only hold me tight<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll be holding on forever<br \/>\nAnd we&#8217;ll only be making it right<br \/>\nCause we&#8217;ll never be wrong together<br \/>\nWe can take it to the end of the line<br \/>\nYour love is like a shadow on me all of the time<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what to do and I&#8217;m always in the dark<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks<br \/>\nI really need you tonight<br \/>\nForever&#8217;s gonna start tonight\u00c2\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Picture me singing the words emphatically (because when I sing along, I really sing along; there&#8217;s no mumbling for this girl; and I could care less that I&#8217;m totally off key) complete with a fist next to my mouth as my imaginary microphone.<\/p>\n<p>Brian just smiles and shakes his head as if to say, &#8220;You are hopeless.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Reading his thoughts I respond &#8220;There&#8217;s nothing like drunken karaoke while riding in the car &#8211; especially when you are sober.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>We both just laugh at ourselves. Well, actually, we both laugh at me mostly because of how ridiculous I act.<\/p>\n<p>Truthfully, I&#8217;m glad we don&#8217;t patronize karaoke bars because after a few drinks (my tolerance for alcohol isn&#8217;t what it used to be) I would probably be singing unabashedly off key in front of total strangers who would probably be thinking (or maybe even screaming; let&#8217;s hope they&#8217;re not hurling rotten tomatoes at me at the same time) &#8220;MAKE HER STOP!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Think of Cameron Diaz in <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0119738\/\" >My Best Friend&#8217;s Wedding<\/a>, only a hundred times worse. Awful. Awful. Awful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whie we were driving to Brian&#8217;s parents&#8217; house I noticed that Brian was singing along to the radio. It was System of a Down&#8217;s &#8220;B.Y.O.B.&#8221; and he was barely mumbling the words under his breath. &#8220;Come on. You can do better than that,&#8221; I goad Brian. &#8220;If you&#8217;re going to sing along, you need to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[147,1144,2744],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14991,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions\/14991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}