{"id":396,"date":"2005-08-12T17:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T17:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=65"},"modified":"2005-08-12T17:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-12T17:22:00","slug":"im-officially-depressed-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Officially Depressed Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Never have I felt so tempted to resign my self-imposed shopping boycott as I have today. Walking into Epic Apparel and then leaving empty handed was so devastating that I almost threw a five-year-old temper tantrum.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Brian&#8217;s resilience my self-imposed shopping boycott continues. My integrity has not been compromised &#8212; much to my disappointment, naturally. Today would&#8217;ve been a good excuse to relapse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never have I felt so tempted to resign my self-imposed shopping boycott as I have today. Walking into Epic Apparel and then leaving empty handed was so devastating that I almost threw a five-year-old temper tantrum. Thanks to Brian&#8217;s resilience my self-imposed shopping boycott continues. My integrity has not been compromised &#8212; much to my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}