{"id":388,"date":"2005-08-06T19:46:38","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T01:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=538"},"modified":"2005-08-06T19:46:38","modified_gmt":"2005-08-07T01:46:38","slug":"from-bad-to-worse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"From Bad to Worse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m having a bad week as it is but I&#8217;ll be damned if I&#8217;m going to let that cut into my workout schedule. Brian in the meantime decides to have fun with one of my randoms while I&#8217;m out. At this point, I don&#8217;t give a shit. I&#8217;m just glad that he realized there is nothing going on and he&#8217;s not divorcing me. I left my phone at the house and I got an IM on my phone from Jody which piqued Brian&#8217;s interest. He didn&#8217;t know it was Jody. I guess he actually thought I was cheating on him. So he decided to get on Yahoo! to chat with this guy. I was like, &#8220;How did you get away with it? Couldn&#8217;t he see you on cam? Couldn&#8217;t he tell the difference between talking to you and talking to me?&#8221; Brian explained that he put the cover on the cam and told Jody it was broken. He also saved the conversation for me to read when we got home after racquetball. Reading the conversation between the two of them was so creepy! Other than the horrible spelling errors, Brian sounded just like me. No wonder Jody couldn&#8217;t tell! &#8220;Are you mad at me?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;Jealousy overtook me and that&#8217;s why I did it.&#8221; &#8220;Why would I be mad?&#8221; I replied. &#8220;You were just fucking around with him. That&#8217;s exactly what I do. What difference does it make if you do it or if I do it?&#8221; So anyway, there you have it. If you can&#8217;t see who you&#8217;re talking to on the webcam, remember to proceed with caution because you&#8217;ll never know if it&#8217;s Brian or me that you&#8217;re talking to. If they say the cam is broken, be really suspicious. My cam <em>always<\/em> works!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m having a bad week as it is but I&#8217;ll be damned if I&#8217;m going to let that cut into my workout schedule. Brian in the meantime decides to have fun with one of my randoms while I&#8217;m out. At this point, I don&#8217;t give a shit. I&#8217;m just glad that he realized [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}