So Brian came home after work and found me laying in bed. Since the webcam was off, he immediately thought I as playing with myself again. Anyway, he smelled so good. I almost wouldn’t let him go. He had to fix something to eat, though. I told him to come back real quick so we can cuddle. Before he pulled away he goes, “Why are you being so lovey tonight?” I go, “It’s all I can do because I’m on the rag!” Ugh. I hate periods!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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