{"id":338,"date":"2005-05-24T19:05:08","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T01:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=497"},"modified":"2005-05-24T19:05:08","modified_gmt":"2005-05-25T01:05:08","slug":"i-cant-help-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=338","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Help Myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just crack myself up. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.virtualdumpster.com\/2005\/05\/my-wife-is-genius.htm\"  target=\"out\">It makes other people&#8217;s brain hurt, though<\/a>. My idiotic comments seem to have that effect on people. In training class today, they made us share our special skill that no one else knows about. I was thinking that I would tell them about my one-handed juggling, but I thought Angie knew about that already and it&#8217;s not nearly as impressive or as funny as the skill that I did share. I told them that my special skill that no one else knows about is my ability to flare my nostrils at will. You know me. I&#8217;m always trying to be funny. I&#8217;m just your regular, average, everyday village idiot really. So I was thinking about the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.virtualdumpster.com\/2005\/05\/my-wife-is-genius.htm\"  target=\"out\">blog-worthy repartee with Brian earlier<\/a> (this guy hardly ever blogs, so I was really surprised that he blogged about this; I&#8217;m always saying stupid shit, but he&#8217;s never cared to blog about those other instances before). I just discovered another skill that I possess. I have the ability to make people&#8217;s brain hurt just by saying a few choice words. Now that&#8217;s talent right there! Better add it to my resum\u00c3\u00a9!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just crack myself up. It makes other people&#8217;s brain hurt, though. My idiotic comments seem to have that effect on people. In training class today, they made us share our special skill that no one else knows about. I was thinking that I would tell them about my one-handed juggling, but I thought Angie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}