{"id":323,"date":"2005-04-26T18:41:03","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T00:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=482"},"modified":"2005-04-26T18:41:03","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T00:41:03","slug":"feels-like-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=323","title":{"rendered":"Feels Like Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blogPost\">\n<div style=\"float: left; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-right: 6px\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ching\/11108962\/\" title=\"La Perla G-String\"  target=\"out\"><img style=\"border: #e7c8b6 2px solid\" alt=\"La Perla G-String by Ching\" src=\"http:\/\/photos6.flickr.com\/11108962_d26e0dc3e1_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>My La Perla g-string came in the mail today. How exciting! I told Brian I&#8217;m going to take a picture of me wearing it on my head and send it to my benefactor. Hey, I&#8217;m still wearing it! It may not be what he is expecting, but I am technically satisfying my promise.<\/p>\n<p>Brian insisted that is too shady, though. He said I should follow through with my word.<\/p>\n<p>In that case, the picture will have to wait until after Saturday. That&#8217;s when I get my bikini wax. I&#8217;m having Patricia wax it all off so Brenda will be nice and bare. Trust me, it will be a far better picture with no pubic hairs sticking out of the mesh fabric. LOL.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My La Perla g-string came in the mail today. How exciting! I told Brian I&#8217;m going to take a picture of me wearing it on my head and send it to my benefactor. Hey, I&#8217;m still wearing it! It may not be what he is expecting, but I am technically satisfying my promise. Brian insisted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}