{"id":320,"date":"2005-04-19T18:46:22","date_gmt":"2005-04-20T00:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/blog\/?p=486"},"modified":"2005-04-19T18:46:22","modified_gmt":"2005-04-20T00:46:22","slug":"wheres-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s Mine?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brian got gift number two out of three yesterday. As you recall, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cutecouple.us\/2005\/04\/gifts-from-strangers.htm\"  target=\"out\">he received a personalized poker set<\/a> last week from his stalker-friend. So far I am lagging behind with no gifts. Poor me. \ud83d\ude41 I&#8217;m trying to dream up some gimmicks in order to catch up. My competitive self just isn&#8217;t handling this too well, I&#8217;m afraid.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the deal. If anyone sends me any of the lingerie on <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/registry\/1PTDYQ6UNV67F\"  target=\"out\">my wishlist<\/a> (and these are pretty cheap $3 or $4 dollar items; I&#8217;m not asking for the extravagant <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.laperla.com\/\"  target=\"out\">La Perla<\/a> stuff &#8212; though if someone sends me that stuff I definitely will not turn it down; remember, we&#8217;re going for quantity here because I&#8217;m down by two gifts so buy me cheap stuff and lots of it), I will send you a picture of me wearing the item.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing like whoring yourself for your wishlist. Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, so I&#8217;m not much to look at.. But the offer is on the table. Come on folks. I&#8217;m a worthy giftee! <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/registry\/1PTDYQ6UNV67F\"  target=\"out\">Buy me stuff<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brian got gift number two out of three yesterday. As you recall, he received a personalized poker set last week from his stalker-friend. So far I am lagging behind with no gifts. Poor me. \ud83d\ude41 I&#8217;m trying to dream up some gimmicks in order to catch up. My competitive self just isn&#8217;t handling this too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}