{"id":3087,"date":"2009-08-02T19:35:49","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T01:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=3087"},"modified":"2009-08-02T19:35:49","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T01:35:49","slug":"mom-has-the-coolest-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=3087","title":{"rendered":"Mom has the Coolest Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\">\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ching\/3783081616\/\"  title=\"Photo-0111.jpeg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3464\/3783081616_35540e1ced_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"pic\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I think my mom owns more shoes than Imelda Marcos at the peak of her reign as First Lady.  Every time I see my mom, she has a different pair of shoes on.  They always look brand new and, since I haven&#8217;t seen them before, I can help but ask, &#8220;Where did you get your new shoes?&#8221;  To which she always replies, &#8220;Oh.  I just found them in my stash of old stuff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She doesn&#8217;t seem to wear the same shoes twice so I&#8217;m thinking she must have an infinite stash.  I know Jenni has her eyes set on mom&#8217;s jewelry.  I&#8217;m thinking that perhaps I&#8217;ll ask mom to bequeath her shoes to me so that I can put them on display in a type of shoe museum.  The exhibit will be called, &#8220;My Mom has the Coolest Shoes&#8221; or something like that. LOL.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think my mom owns more shoes than Imelda Marcos at the peak of her reign as First Lady. Every time I see my mom, she has a different pair of shoes on. They always look brand new and, since I haven&#8217;t seen them before, I can help but ask, &#8220;Where did you get your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3087"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3087\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}