{"id":2928,"date":"2009-06-18T20:18:44","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T02:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=2928"},"modified":"2009-06-18T20:21:53","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T02:21:53","slug":"mr-scott-with-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=2928","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Scott With Computer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"500\" height=\"405\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wzRziK-kZtQ&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wzRziK-kZtQ&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This is my favorite scene from <a type=\"amzn\">Star Trek: The Voyage Home<\/a>. Mr. Scott is so funny.  Another funny scene occurs right at the beginning of the movie.<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-left:30px; padding-right:30px;\">\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>CAPT. KIRK:<\/strong> How long to re-fit?<\/p>\n<p><strong>MR. SCOTT:<\/strong> Eight weeks. But you don&#8217;t have eight weeks, so I&#8217;ll do it for you in two.<\/p>\n<p><strong>CAPT. KIRK:<\/strong> Do you always multiply your repair estimates by a factor of four?<\/p>\n<p><strong>MR. SCOTT:<\/strong> How else to maintain my reputation as a miracle worker?<\/p>\n<p><strong>CAPT. KIRK:<\/strong> Your reputation is safe with me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>It cracked me up because it is so Brian.  I think Brian took pointers from Mr. Scott.  He does this sort of thing &#8212; overestimating completion time frames &#8212; at work all the time.  Sorry I outed you, babe.  =P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my favorite scene from Star Trek: The Voyage Home. Mr. Scott is so funny. Another funny scene occurs right at the beginning of the movie. CAPT. KIRK: How long to re-fit? MR. SCOTT: Eight weeks. But you don&#8217;t have eight weeks, so I&#8217;ll do it for you in two. CAPT. KIRK: Do you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[2480,558,557,549,556],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2928"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2932,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2928\/revisions\/2932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}