{"id":2454,"date":"2009-03-23T11:23:47","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T17:23:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=2454"},"modified":"2009-03-23T11:25:18","modified_gmt":"2009-03-23T17:25:18","slug":"my-poor-baby-is-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=2454","title":{"rendered":"My Poor Baby is Sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Brian ended up catching whatever it is I had last week after all, despite his best efforts otherwise.  Here&#8217;s how our conversation went on Saturday, the first day he realize he&#8217;s officially sick:<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-left:50px; padding-right:50px;\">\n<blockquote><p>BRIAN: I hate you!<\/p>\n<p>ME: Why?<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: You got me sick!<\/p>\n<p>ME: It&#8217;s not my fault you caught my cooties. I suppose it is inevitable. We share the same bed, after all.  Besides, you&#8217;re the one who started it!<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: What do you mean?<\/p>\n<p>ME: You traveled to a foreign country and brought their germs back with you.<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: I wasn&#8217;t sick when I returned.<\/p>\n<p>ME: No, but you had GERMS because you came from <strong>GERMany<\/strong> where they have MANY GERMS!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>Bwa ha ha hah ha ha!  Sometimes I just crack myself up.  =P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Brian ended up catching whatever it is I had last week after all, despite his best efforts otherwise. Here&#8217;s how our conversation went on Saturday, the first day he realize he&#8217;s officially sick: BRIAN: I hate you! ME: Why? BRIAN: You got me sick! ME: It&#8217;s not my fault you caught my cooties. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[403],"tags":[351,2498,409],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2457,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions\/2457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}