{"id":2241,"date":"2009-02-16T21:56:56","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T03:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=2241"},"modified":"2009-02-16T22:03:21","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T04:03:21","slug":"brian-has-a-need-for-speed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=2241","title":{"rendered":"Brian has a Need for Speed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Autobahn\" src=\"http:\/\/i.ehow.com\/images\/GlobalPhoto\/Articles\/4666660\/autobahn-main_Full.jpg\" title=\"Autobahn\" class=\"alignleft\" width=\"290\" height=\"290\" \/>As you all know, Brian is leaving for Germany in less than two weeks.  He says he isn&#8217;t really looking forward to being away from me, but he is excited about the opportunity to drive in the German autobahn.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ME:<\/strong>  <em>You better be safe when you are overseas. You must return home to me in one piece.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>BRIAN:<\/strong> <em>Why?  Because you haven&#8217;t taken out additional life insurance for me?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>ME:<\/strong> <em>Well, that and I would really hate to have to drive myself around for the rest of my life.  Two weeks of having to drive myself is long enough.<\/em>  =P<\/p>\n<p>Brian has a need for speed.  I, on the other hand, hate driving.  LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you all know, Brian is leaving for Germany in less than two weeks. He says he isn&#8217;t really looking forward to being away from me, but he is excited about the opportunity to drive in the German autobahn. ME: You better be safe when you are overseas. You must return home to me in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,21],"tags":[352,351],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2241"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2247,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions\/2247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}