Brian says that I’ve got that done-something-wrong look about me today.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m not sure exactly what that “look” looks like.\u00c2\u00a0 I asked him to show me but he couldn’t.\u00c2\u00a0 I asked him to describe it, and he couldn’t describe it either.<\/p>\n
I didn’t realize that there’s a specific done-something-wrong look.<\/p>\n
He says that everyone has a sad look, happy look, angry look, excited look, worried look and then there’s that done-something-wrong look.\u00c2\u00a0 He said I had that particular look about me this evening.\u00c2\u00a0 And his first question was, “What did you buy?”\u00c2\u00a0 I told him I hadn’t bought anything.\u00c2\u00a0 I bought those two bags from eBags.com<\/font><\/a> last night but he knew about those.<\/p>\n He’s like, “Have you cheated on me?”\u00c2\u00a0 I just laughed.\u00c2\u00a0 He tells me that he would be devastated if he finds out that I have.\u00c2\u00a0 I said, “I’m sorry.”\u00c2\u00a0 “Sorry about what?” he asks.\u00c2\u00a0 “Sorry that you’d feel that way.\u00c2\u00a0 I would never want to hurt you.”<\/p>\n “So did you finally have that orgy that you’ve been wanting?” he jokes.\u00c2\u00a0 I go, “Yeah.\u00c2\u00a0 With everyone in dance class.\u00c2\u00a0 Including our flamboyant, creepy dance instructor.”<\/p>\n Bwa ha ha ha!<\/p>\n That’s a mental image I bet he didn’t want.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Brian says that I’ve got that done-something-wrong look about me today.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m not sure exactly what that “look” looks like.\u00c2\u00a0 I asked him to show me but he couldn’t.\u00c2\u00a0 I asked him to describe it, and he couldn’t describe it either. I didn’t realize that there’s a specific done-something-wrong look. He says that everyone has […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}