Brian and I have been together for almost ten years now (married six years) and so we were pondering our relationship on the drive home from his parents’ house this evening. We were talking about having crushes and having your heart broken so badly that you thought you would die.<\/p>\n
I’m not sure how we got into the subject when out of the blue he goes, “You have to admit, baby, there was a time there when you were really psychotic.”<\/p>\n
I could not, in good conscience, argue with that statement because I knew full well how insane I behaved when we first started dating. I was so crazy that we actually went to couples counseling before<\/em> we were married. <\/p>\n “Yes,” I conceded, “but have you ever stopped to consider that you have that effect on women?” After all, I wasn’t the only neurotic girlfriend he’d ever had. As a matter of fact, I think all of his ex-girlfriends have been neurotic in some form or another. The only thing we all had in common was him. Therefore, a rational person could only come to one logical conclusion. Could it be that he is the problem? LOL.<\/p>\n Looking back, I think I am the only girlfriend who survived past the psychotic stage. And that, my friends, is how Brian and I ended up husband and wife.<\/p>\n [ P.S. Remind me to tell you the real story later. ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Brian and I have been together for almost ten years now (married six years) and so we were pondering our relationship on the drive home from his parents’ house this evening. We were talking about having crushes and having your heart broken so badly that you thought you would die. I’m not sure how we […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[196,2477,197,195],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1795"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1797,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions\/1797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}