{"id":1141,"date":"2008-09-15T22:17:21","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T04:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=1141"},"modified":"2008-09-15T22:25:51","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T04:25:51","slug":"20-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brubakers.us\/?p=1141","title":{"rendered":"20 Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"

1) If you chose a new name for yourself, what would it be?<\/strong> Superman. <\/p>\n

CHING: What? Really?
\nBRIAN: Sure. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

2) If you were given an extra $10 in change at Wal-Mart, what would you do with it and why?<\/strong> Give it back. Bad karma. <\/p>\n

CHING: I answered this the exact same way. We are so compatible! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

3)What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learned from your past relationships?<\/strong> Patience. <\/p>\n

CHING: That’s it? That’s all you’re going to say? Alright. Next question… <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

4) What’s one of your worst habits?<\/strong> Not bathing everyday, I guess. <\/p>\n

CHING: At least he’s being honest. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

5) What was the best day of the past week for you and why?<\/strong> I didn’t have any good days last week. <\/p>\n

CHING: Wow, that’s so depressing. Not at all? Not a one? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

6) What are you wearing today that is most reflective of who you are?<\/strong> Nothing, because I like being naked. <\/p>\n

CHING: He really is wearing nothing right now. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7) Choose a unique item from your wallet and explain why you carry it around?<\/strong> My ticket for failure to yield to an emergency vehicle, so that the next time an emergency vehicle comes through and I pull over immediately and cause an accident I can show it to the police officer. <\/p>\n

CHING: You still have that thing in your wallet? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8) If you could change one thing about your physical appearance, what would it be and why?<\/strong> I’d be more fit-looking because Ching likes it. <\/p>\n

CHING: I do? What? Really?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

9) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?<\/strong> Chocolate covered ants. <\/p>\n

CHING: What? When was that?
\nBRIAN: In Tennessee.
\nCHING: Really?
\nBRIAN: They taste like rice crispies. I ate a roasted tarantula, too. The legs taste like rock candy. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

10) What’s your favorite thing to do in the summer?<\/strong> Go to the drive-in.<\/p>\n

BRIAN: What? You didin’t have any smart-alecky remarks about the drive-in.
\nCHING: No. I like going to the drive-in.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

11) Name one of your favorite things about someone in your family.<\/strong> My dad’s sense of humor.<\/p>\n

12) What three words best describe you?<\/strong> Patient, loving, and funny. <\/p>\n

CHING: Funny-looking! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

13) If you were forced to sing one karaoke song, what would it be?<\/strong> I better be forced at gun point, and it better be a really big gun. Umm… Aenema by Tool.<\/p>\n

14) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?<\/strong> That’s a damn good question, because there’s a lot of places that I’d like to live. Most of them South, and most of them warm. Probably my own island. I’ve always wanted my own island. Some place where I could walk around naked and not give a shit.<\/p>\n

15) Do you collect anything? If so, what?<\/strong> I used to collect action figures. I don’t anymore, though. I used to collect comic books also.<\/p>\n

16) Would you bungee jump?<\/strong> Hell, yes! I already did. It was fun. I’d do it again, too.<\/p>\n

17) Were you named after anyone?<\/strong> I’m not named after anyone. <\/p>\n

CHING: What about your middle name?
\nBRIAN: My middle name is my dad’s first name and my brother’s middle name is my dad’s middle name, but I’m not actually named after anyone. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

18) What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?<\/strong> I usually tell myself a story to get me to go to sleep. <\/p>\n

CHING: Like what? And you don’t tell me stories?
\nBRIAN: No, it’s just in my head. They’re usually very brief. Just enough to get me to go to sleep. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

19) If you were given a million dollars and 24 hours to spend it in, what would you buy (no depositing it in the bank or investing it)?<\/strong> I would probably play poker. <\/p>\n

CHING: That’s not what you told me when you answered this the other day. Copy cat.
\nBRIAN: Well, that’s before you told me that you wanted to play poker. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

20) Besides karaoke what is the one thing that you loathe the most?<\/strong> Stupid people. <\/p>\n

CHING: Excluding yourself, right? Just kidding! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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