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Bedtime Conversation

Posted on July 17, 2010 by under Sex.    

“Who’s your favorite movie star or celebrity?”

“I don’t know?”

“How about Jessica Alba? You used to love Jessica Alba.”

“Nah..”

“You don’t find her sexy?”

“Well, maybe that girl from True Blood.”

“Sookie?”

“Yeah, Anna Paquin. How about you?”

“Brad Pitt.”

“You can’t say Brad Pitt. That is so cliche. Everybody says Brad Pitt.”

“Okay, Ryan Reynolds then.”

“Who?”

“Guy in the Proposal… Van Wylder… Blade Trinity… Definitely Maybe…”

“Oh, Deadpool.”

“Yes, that guy! But not as the Deadpool character. Picture him in Van Wylder or the Proposal. That guy. So if Ryan Reynolds came in to town and he was willing to have sex with me, would you let me?”

“Are you serious?”

“Yes. I’m curious.”

“No.”

“Not even if you could have sex with Anna Paquin also?”

“I wouldn’t want to have sex with Anna Paquin.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m married.”

“You’re no fun.”

The next morning…

“Alright. I’ve thought about our conversation from last night some,” I told Brian while he’s giving me this perplexed look.

He’s looking at me like, What the heck did we talk about last night?

So I continued, “Now that I’ve slept on it. I won’t have sex with Ryan Reynolds.”

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Gotta love those fantasies!

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